Random clean joke, Another random joke
A fellow evidently under the influence was trying
desperately to catch a train back to his suburban home.
Three times he got on the wrong train. Each time he was told
that he would have to take another train. When he boarded a
fourth train he slumped down in a seat beside a clergyman,
whose eyes, ears and nose told him that this new passenger
had been drinking too much. He told our besotted friend:
'Brother, may I tell you that you are traveling the rough
and rocky road to damnation.'
To which the drunk replied: 'Don't tell me I'm on the wrong
train again!'
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